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Chick Lit

My sister in law lent me a book with not only that quirky sort of name a lady cannot resist (=The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society) but also the kind of story guaranteed to melt a lady’s heart– and though I tried not to be charmed, well…. I WAS in fact charmed. Yes, this author had my number, along with that of MANY MANY other sentimental ladies just like me.

So anyway, it is 1946, right after the war, and a delightful young British woman is living in London. The world is picking up the pieces, dealing with the terrible mess and despairing loss and frantic turmoil–which those of us who didn’t live through that time can’t imagine. We are the lucky ones, we must never forget that. My parents’ generation, they lived through that time.

SO, a chance letter from someone in Guernsey eventually results in a visit there; she finds out about the hard times the island suffered under German occupation, and writes a book about it. It is all written in letters, and is a short and pleasant read.
We cannot always be reading Tolstoy and Joyce, after all.

And of course, a movie was INSTANTLY made of it. The movie does not of course abide by the book–why would any producer do anything so boring? Plot details happen. We are treated to a lot of excellent costumes and scenery–and let me tell you, Guernsey is extremely very beautiful. At least the movie ends as the book does, with our luscious heroine choosing the most handsome of a stunning trio of gorgeous men. YES, he is a pig farmer–but, a SENSITIVE pig farmer.

#1 is her publisher, and disqualified because–gay.
#2 she initially accepts, and can barely RAISE HER HAND what with the weight of the diamond ring he gives her.
#3 is the pig farmer and my, that man is handsome. Also sensitive, as I said. He loves her, she loves him! YAY!

So, all is well in Guernsey. They will live happily ever after.

What is Potato Peel Pie made of, you ask? POTATOES. Just potatoes. No, not very delicious.

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I am drawing towards the end of the horrifying and addictive series that has had me transfixed for months now–and how I dread that moment, hearing the narrator say, “The End. You have been listening to…”

This author, Steven Erikson, has a way with names–during the stories we meet hundreds of characters, with such fine names as Whisky Jack, Dujek Onearm, Icarium, Anomander Rake, Karsa Orlong, Toc the Younger–all with​ ​
complex ​histories and family; is it any wonder there are so many of the books, with each one going into such detail, such stories.

So in this last book (Book TEN, if you can believe it) we come to the final last battle, Armageddon as it might be, and the valiant Brys Beddict is ​battling Brother Diligence, a Forkrul Assail​ ​(=​ ​terrible non-​​human creatures​ ​who can enslave humans by using their voices)​. ​But Brys has within him hundreds of names, the names of forgotten gods, whom he had promised to honor by remembering. And he confronts the monstrous creature and speaks the complicated ancient names of the lost gods: …

‘”Saeden Thar, Lord Protector of Semii, Haravathan of the River People, Y’thyn Dra the Mountain of Eyes, Woman of Sky above the Erestitidan, Blessed Haylar Twin-Horns of the Elananas, Horastal Neh Eru SunBearer and Giver of Crops in the Valley of the Sanathal, Itkovas Lord of Terror among the K’ollass K’Chain Che’Malle of Ethilas Nest…’ And the names rose unending, flowing through Brys Beddict’s mind, one after another. ‘Tra Thelor of the Twin Rivers, Sower of Spring among the Grallan. Adast Face of the Moon among the Korsone…’ All the forgotten gods…” ​ ​

Brother Diligence​ ​is overwhelmed, overthrown.

Mr. Erikson was an archeologist and anthropologist before he turned fictioneer, and he studied many a lost civilization whose gods died with them.​ There are many elegiac moments in the books,​ ​steeped in sorrowful remembrance of things past.


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I continue to read the wildly inappropriate series by Steven Erikson, dripping with gore and ghastly violence. I have even–to my shame–introduced my dear friend Cathie to the Dark Side. She too has descended into the depths of this terrible addictive series.
What can I say–è più forte di me.
So today I was listening to a scene where some unbelievably horrid violence has taken place, and the Dark Lord ShadowThrone–once ruler of a mighty empire on earth, and now God of the Realm of Shadow—appears once the battle is done. Cotillion, dark Second to ShadowThrone, is with him, and somehow the conversation strays to…ShadowThone’s mother: “every time we end up in the same room I can see the disappointment in her eyes, and hear it in her voice. “Emperor? Oh, that empire. So now you’re a god? Oh dear, not Shadow? Isn’t it broken? Why did you have to pick a broken realm to rule? When your father was your age…” Aagh, and on and on it goes! ​”
​Cracks me up!​

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Dear Terry Pratchett

Just a note to say, thank you again, Terry Pratchett, for all the joy you have given me. I happened to have The Fifth Elephant on my iPod, and idly started listening to it again.
Gracious me, what a delightful treasure. How I remember reading this one for the first time, on the train to New York, and being overwhelmed by that absolutely boffo scene where Lady Vimes, in a difficult spot, bursts into full operatic song– a long and moving aria from Bloodaxe and Ironhammer of the Dwarfish Ring cycle (as remembered from her girlish school days, when she had sung the role of Ironhammer). And the attendant dwarves, completely won over by her interpretation, actually break into tears–which they wipe away with their little pocket hankies (made, of course, of chain mail, as are all their accessories). I couldn’t help bursting into hearty guffaws at that last detail. Splendid stuff.

Dear Terry Pratchett, how we miss you.
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Today I finished the third book in the series I am listening to–complicated, difficult books, filled with betrayal and devastation, but transformed by the stories of good and loving men and women, who are undaunted in the face of ghastly danger, impossible odds. In this series, even the best and most loved characters are not spared–but their deaths are heroic, are notable. One of them is so magnificently brave, so deeply honorable, that the god of death himself appears in all his grim darkness to take valiant warrior at the end–an unforgettable scene. VERY bloody and violent I admit, quite horrible.
But, moving.
HOWEVER. I finished the book, as I said, and and upon eagerly rushing to download #4 discover that the brilliant narrator has been supplanted by a pale ineffectual rival. The reviews were grim–one and all despaired–they too had been mesmerized by this reader and now felt betrayed, lost. The new reader competent perhaps–but nothing like the fabulous artist we had come to love.
Of course, I had already made a purchase by the time I came to the reviews. So, I hastened to cancel my purchase, and got the message that an email had been sent to my Verizon account.
So I scurry off to Verizon.
ANOTHER BETRAYAL! I find that Verizon has decided that it will no longer provide email. If I want to keep that email address, I can move to AOL–too TOO shaming!–or I can move contacts and emails manually to another provider. Note: all my business is done through that email account. Amazon, Amtrak, Ancestry, BestBuy, Dropbox, Facebook….and on through Zappo and Zoho.
Here is a picture of “Hope in a Prison of Despair,” 1887, an allegory by the Pre-Raphealite Evelyn De Morgan. Just saying.
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Granny Hope and her travels

Behold me returned from New York, domicile of my adorable grandson. In passing, I cannot but admit that the child is perhaps the cutest baby IN THE WORLD.


I am now EXPERT in travel to and from the metropolis. I didn’t get lost once! Well, there was a bad moment this morning when I couldn’t find my subway ticket, but Beatrice provided another, and I didn’t miss the train back after all. Though on the subway ride to Penn Station I had to engage in the Deep Breathing of Calmness to Avert Panic. Heavens, there are MANY trains to DC! If you miss one, there are MANY more! There is no possibility of being trapped forever in New York! Which is very nice place, of course, containing dear children and dear grandchild, but is not HOME.

On the way back I was reading The Bertie Project (the latest Alexander McCall Smith) and just loving it–chortling away as I sipped the ghastly Amtrak coffee and masticated the worst blueberry muffin yet encountered in my 69 years. And I am a veteran of SODEXO CATERING! Which is to say, I have previously encountered some champions in the sorry parade of truly odious blueberry muffins.
McCall Smith–may he live forever–is such a charming man, and so delightfully prolific. I don’t know how anyone can resist him, though I gather some do.
I have put up some quotes on the Quoting the Quotes page.

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This morning’s story

Such weather! Yesterday we were basking in almost tropical warmth, and this morning buffeted by snow flakes on the morning commute.
As the snowflakes blew by, I was listening to a terrible story. This is not a story I will recommend to anyone, so violent, so bloody. The Malazan Book of the Fallen is a series that well illustrates the term Grimdark–dystopian fantasy of a particularly grim outlook. Plus, it is gigantically long–TWELVE books, for heaven’s sake. But I was ravished by the excellent writing and vivid imagery–such invention! The names themselves were entertaining–Icarium and Mappo Runt, Coltaine of the Crows, Whiskey Jack and the Bridge Burners.
The terrible violence gave me nightmares, but the people were so real, so fine.
Well, well, there is no excuse for it, and I am ashamed for listening to such stuff.
And of course, I can stop anytime.
It was the death of Coltaine that colored the morning commute. Coltaine of the Crow clan is a brilliant and powerful general–in this world, the rank is called Fist. Fist Coltaine did the impossible, rescuing tens of thousands of refugees from certain death–escorting them across an entire continent of howling wilderness, protecting them from ravening armies in the midst of a bloody uprising. In the end, he brought them to a place of refuge–but he was killed along with his horsemen, right outside the city walls. Betrayed, left to die by the people he had saved. Crucified, literally.
A phrase suddenly sang in my mind, ‘mio superbo guerrier’, sung by Desdemona to Otello. Coltaine is indeed a supurb warrior–laconic, immensely strong, supremely talented–and, a good man. I mourned his death. And thought of the untold millions of men his story was based on.
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